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izzyjohnston:

izzyjohnston:

OMG I GOT A CARD FROM DOMINO’S SAYING I WAS ONE OF THE CLIENTS WHO MOST ORDERED PIZZA IN 2012 THEY’RE GIVING ME A FREE PIZZA FOR THAT I’M DYING IT HAS MY NAME WRITTEN WITH A GLITTERY PEN AND EVERYTHING OMG I’M DYING OMG

i’ve just realized that it is my biggest achievement of the year

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princass:

whatthefunniest:

single bells, single bells, single all the way

oh what fun it is to ride

nothing bc i’m single 

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katiebug445:

grandkanye:

if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face

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ohthestuffoflegends:

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

thisisradioactive:

In other news the Italians made a 51 ton pizza

what do you mean “other” news?

WHAT ELSE WOULD QUALIFY AS NEWS WHEN THIS IS A THING THAT HAS HAPPENED

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